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work with orlof's

because you deserve to be home, in fuzzy slippers, pants-less and sippin' out of your favorite mug.

company culture & expectations

a unique organization

with an uncommon style

"No alarm clocks"

Telecommute.

Work from home. Work on-the-go. Work while the kids do their homework. Work in your underwear. Work wherever - however.

No Office.

No cubicles. No office politics. No rush-hour traffic. No drama. Just stay home - relaxed & safe - you belong there.

No Mondays.

No alarm clocks. No set schedules. No working at inconvenient times. Do what you want, when you want. It's your Life - act like it.

Break It Up.

You take breaks when you need to - no more working because the Clock tells you to. Break up your time and get to work when it makes the most sense for your Life.

Deadline Destroyers.

We're open 7 days a week. We smash deadlines. We get things done like no other company. We're effective and efficient. #GetWreckedSon

Tech Power.

We use the power of Technology to stay connected, lenient and on-target. The Internet Age is underutilized. Orlof's is changing that.

Holidays are for Celebrating.

We don't work Holidays unless we want to. Need time off for an emergency? Not a problem. Need to get hammered on Pie-and-Beer Day? Awesome. Don't tell us or we could get in trouble.

Sheeple aren't People, too.

No handouts. No hand-holding. We only employ the savviest, brightest people who operate with the ability to problem-solve and self-task. You must work faster than everyone else, with results like no one else.

XXX Adults Only XXX

You communicate honestly and with integrity, as the Adult you are. No nonsense. Children lie, and it's illegal to employ them.

Our Little Treasures.

We care about our clients. We care for their companies as if they were our own. We connect with them. We listen to their concerns. We garner life-long bonds.

"You must work faster than everyone else, with results like no one else."

Freedom for the Deserving.

If you stay on-task, if you destroy your deadlines, if you tend to our clients with earnest devotion, and if you hold yourself accountable, then you will earn your Freedom at Orlof's.

how to apply

in a few easy steps

Choose a Position

01

Thoroughly read through the descriptions of all jobs you're interested in applying for.

Submit Résumé & Cover Letter

02

Email your Résumé & Cover Letter, as well as a link to your online portfolio (if applicable).

Submit References

03

We’ll be calling on your Personal & Professional references, so make sure to have them handy when applying.

Take our Personality Test

04

Take our 10-question Personality Test. This helps us to better understand you and where you'll be a best fit.

available positions

(all positions are 1099s)

"Mr. Manager"

LOCATION: Telecommute
TERM: Part-time, Full-time, Anytime, All the Time, On Your Time.
POSITION SUMMARY: Train, build and manage a team of badass salesfolk so that they ascertain new companies as Marketing & Branding Clients for Orlof’s.

KEY RESPONSIBILITIES:

  1. Build a team of badass Salesfolk who generate quality Design, Marketing and Consulting leads -- train, hire, fire and manage.
  2. Establish standards for Orlof’s CRM and train Salesfolk accordingly on the proper use and functions.
  3. Call on / Visit mid-sized businesses as potential new design clients for Orlof’s.
  4. Use marketing and branding materials provided by Orlof’s.
  5. Assist in the Salefolk’s setting of 1-on-1 Consultation meetings between Clients and Design & Client Manager.
  6. Communicate needs / wants / desires of Clients to Design & Client Manager.
  7. Maintain outstanding relationships with Clients through phone calls, personal visits (when possible), marketing materials (like “Thank You” cards), and so on.
  8. Oversee & keep accurate records of interaction with Clients through Orlof’s custom CRM.
  9. Follow up with Clients about their interaction with applicable Salesfolk and Design & Client Manager.
  10. Organize & run regular meetings with Salesfolk.

EXPECTATIONS:
General

  1. You think Critically - only Problem Solvers and those with high Wisdom Modifiers need apply.
  2. You work faster than everyone else. Because you are able to take breaks, Orlof’s expects you to be at your best when you’re working for us.
  3. You smash deadlines - no excuses, no interruptions. You hit the mark every time, on time. You work 7 days a week or no days a week: you choose, so long as you destroy deadlines.
  4. You communicate honestly and effectively - we expect adults in this organization. No nonsense, no childish inadequacies, no disappearing for a week without letting us know. We expect you to show up, and do it in your best light.
  5. You are accountable - take responsibility if you #UserError, set parameters to ensure that doesn’t happen again, manage yourself, your Life and your Time with Integrity.
  6. You make good choices with your time and energy - make sure you are taking care of yourself physically, mentally, emotionally, spiritually and every other way you need.
  7. You keep a healthy separation between your Work & Life.
  8. You are a go-getter, and require very little prodding. Orlof’s does not babysit.
  9. You must be tech-savvy - we’re looking for people who are considered the “computer guy/gal” of their social circle. The one everyone goes to for their computer issues. The kind of person who knows why we prefer PCs to Macs, and gets why Mac users prefer Macs.
  10. You love what you do. It’s imperative to us that you enjoy your job, your Lifestyle and your Life.

Position Specific

  1. You help build the Client list of Orlof’s.
  2. You keep in contact with your Salesfolk’s Clients.
  3. You understand why “Coffee is for Closers.”
  4. You help make Orlof’s look 5-star good, and request reviews from Clients.
  5. You do everything in your power to make sure our Clients are taken care of.

REQUIREMENTS:
General

  1. Your own a computer with a webcam, or a cell phone / tablet (for video calls).
  2. You have a quality internet connection available to you.
  3. You have excellent references of, both, the Personal and Professional genre.
  4. You have a personal dedication to Honesty and Integrity. We will not tolerate anything less.

Position Specific

  1. 5+ years of professional Salesmanship experience.
  2. You are familiar with the Design, Marketing & Branding field.
  3. You are a badass Salesman with a powerful hunger for success.
  4. You’re an even better Manager.

REMUNERATION:
Very competitive ($90,000+ / year, based on performance)
Passive / Residual Income benefits.
Perks and Spiffs included.

Phone Badass

LOCATION: Telecommute
TERM: Part-time, Full-time, Anytime, All the Time, On Your Time.
POSITION SUMMARY: Ascertain new companies as Marketing & Branding Clients for Orlof’s.

KEY RESPONSIBILITIES:

  1. Call on / Visit mid-sized businesses as potential new design clients for Orlof’s.
  2. Use marketing and branding materials provided by Orlof’s.
  3. Set up 1-on-1 Consultation meetings with Clients and Design & Client Manager.
  4. Communicate needs / wants / desires of Clients to Design & Client Manager.
  5. Maintain outstanding relationships with Clients through phone calls, personal visits (when possible), marketing materials (like “Thank You” cards), and so on.
  6. Keep accurate records of interaction with Clients through Orlof’s custom CRM.
  7. Request referrals, for new potential Clients, from existing Clients.
  8. Report to, and attend virtual meetings with, Sales Manager on a regular basis.

EXPECTATIONS:
General

  1. You think Critically - only Problem Solvers and those with high Wisdom Modifiers need apply.
  2. You work faster than everyone else. Because you are able to take breaks, Orlof’s expects you to be at your best when you’re working for us.
  3. You smash deadlines - no excuses, no interruptions. You hit the mark every time, on time. You work 7 days a week or no days a week: you choose, so long as you destroy deadlines.
  4. You communicate honestly and effectively - we expect adults in this organization. No nonsense, no childish inadequacies, no disappearing for a week without letting us know. We expect you to show up, and do it in your best light.
  5. You are accountable - take responsibility if you #UserError, set parameters to ensure that doesn’t happen again, manage yourself, your Life and your Time with Integrity.
  6. You make good choices with your time and energy - make sure you are taking care of yourself physically, mentally, emotionally, spiritually and every other way you need.
  7. You keep a healthy separation between your Work & Life.
  8. You are a go-getter, and require very little prodding. Orlof’s does not babysit.
  9. You must be tech-savvy - we’re looking for people who are considered the “computer guy/gal” of their social circle. The one everyone goes to for their computer issues. The kind of person who knows why we prefer PCs to Macs, and gets why Mac users prefer Macs.
  10. You love what you do. It’s imperative to us that you enjoy your job, your Lifestyle and your Life.

Position Specific

  1. You help build the Client list of Orlof’s.
  2. You keep in contact with your Clients.
  3. You understand why “Coffee is for Closers.”
  4. You help make Orlof’s look 5-star good, and request reviews from Clients.
  5. You do everything in your power to make sure your Clients are taken care of.

REQUIREMENTS:
General

  1. Your own a computer with a webcam, or a cell phone / tablet (for video calls).
  2. You have a quality internet connection available to you.
  3. You have excellent references of, both, the Personal and Professional genre.
  4. You have a personal dedication to Honesty and Integrity. We will not tolerate anything less.

Position Specific

  1. 3+ years of professional Salesmanship experience.
  2. You are familiar with the Design, Marketing & Branding field.
  3. You are a badass Salesman with a powerful hunger for success.

REMUNERATION:
Very competitive ($60,000+ / year, based on performance)
Passive / Residual Income benefits.
Perks and Spiffs included.

Graphic, Web & Print Designer

LOCATION: Telecommute
TERM: Part-time, Full-time, Anytime, All the Time, On Your Time.
POSITION SUMMARY: Prepare Graphic, Web and Print designs for Orlof’s eclectic family of clientele.
KEY RESPONSIBILITIES:

  1. Produce graphic, web and print designs upon Design & Client Manager’s requests.
  2. Make changes to existing graphics, websites and print materials.
  3. Offer marketing and promotion ideas, to Design & Client Manager, for Client projects.
  4. Work autonomously, efficiently and effectively.
  5. Maintain a reasonable time-period for projects.
  6. Communicate design needs and dates for completion of projects.
  7. Upload all raw design files to Orlof’s servers at completion of each project.

EXPECTATIONS:
General

  1. You think Critically - only Problem Solvers and those with high Wisdom Modifiers need apply.
  2. You work faster than everyone else. Because you are able to take breaks, Orlof’s expects you to be at your best when you’re working for us.
  3. You smash deadlines - no excuses, no interruptions. You hit the mark every time, on time. You work 7 days a week or no days a week: you choose, so long as you destroy deadlines.
  4. You communicate honestly and effectively - we expect adults in this organization. No nonsense, no childish inadequacies, no disappearing for a week without letting us know. We expect you to show up, and do it in your best light.
  5. You are accountable - take responsibility if you #UserError, set parameters to ensure that doesn’t happen again, manage yourself, your Life and your Time with Integrity.
  6. You make good choices with your time and energy - make sure you are taking care of yourself physically, mentally, emotionally, spiritually and every other way you need.
  7. You keep a healthy separation between your Work & Life.
  8. You are a go-getter, and require very little prodding. Orlof’s does not babysit.
  9. You must be tech-savvy - we’re looking for people who are considered the “computer guy/gal” of their social circle. The one everyone goes to for their computer issues. The kind of person who knows why we prefer PCs to Macs, and gets why Mac users prefer Macs.
  10. You love what you do. It’s imperative to us that you enjoy your job, your Lifestyle and your Life.

Position Specific

  1. You have a high attention to detail.
  2. You are more than just an artist - you’re a coder, a computer wiz and a design erudite.
  3. You love computers, understand computers and, ideally, have built your own computer.
  4. You take criticisms as constructive, and adjust accordingly.
  5. You make flawless, outstanding designs faster than everyone else.
  6. You are a perfectionist who knows how to stop “perfecting” & wasting their time at 90%.

REQUIREMENTS:
General

  1. You own a PC, not a Mac - we do not deal in file translation/transfer/type issues.
  2. You own/license the Adobe Suite (Photoshop, Illustrator, Dreamweaver, etc).
  3. You own a webcam / cell phone / tablet (for video calls).
  4. You have a quality internet connection.
  5. You have excellent references of, both, the Personal and Professional genre.
  6. You have a personal dedication to Honesty and Integrity. We will not tolerate anything less.

Position Specific

  1. 3+ years of professional Design experience.
  2. 2+ year of professional Coding experience.
  3. You are a badass with Adobe Photoshop & Illustrator.
  4. You can hand-code HTML and CSS.
  5. You know WordPress like a fat kid knows what a McBitchin’ is.
  6. Your design, layout and marketing message skills are on-point.
  7. You have a great online Portfolio.

REMUNERATION:
$15 / hr to start (first 90 days)
$20 / hr for first year
Future raises are based upon performance, and scale accordingly.

APPLY HERE

and join a team of badasses

Submit your Resume & Cover Letter via email.

Send them here: contact@orlofs.com, or click the button below. We prefer them to be in *.pdf format. We recommend that it looks good, and doesn't have a series of typos...because we're totally judging you on that kind of stuff.

Also, no cover letter = no interview.

Submit References

That's Personal and Professional. We recommend choosing people who like your face, and think you're a pretty swell person. Maybe you're even funny. Who knows?

Take our 10-Question Personality Test

It's short, sweet and gets the job done. Sort of like the CEO's partner.... don't tell her we said that.

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